hey guys
its been a long while. i've been in the states for about a week or two.. and its been a hell of a time! i' m sorry i couldn't drop a post earlier.. i was on a road trip to las vegas and san francisco before heading to los angeles, so i couldn't find any stable internet connection to post any messages. there wasn't much in las vegas.. its all sex and casinos and, like, more sex. i mean, don't these people ever get sick of it? haha. yeah anyway, there were pornographic advertisements everywhere on the streets, and i took one copy back for the guys. hahaha snort. its got a stripper called vanessa. haha! naughty naughty.
i did enjoy san fran a lot better.. the weather there is really really really cold. i wanted to look pretty and so on one of those days in san fran, i braved the wind and put on a mini skirt. haha. i swear, i think the shit in my ass turned to ice. yep! i think what makes san fran such a beautiful place is the people who live in there.. its a very quaint and charming little place, and the people are really really friendly. if i find out how to post photos on this blog, i'll show you some pictures. its all art galleries and jazz musicians on the streets! a really amazing place lah.
anyways. i've got some really wierd encounters while i was there. haha. believe it or not, people actually stop me on the streets and tell me i look beautiful. its so amazing. i think its the serious lack of asian girls there. hahaha. if you're asian and you're walking along the streets, you kind of stick out like a sore thumb. most of them who tell me that i'm beautiful are the blacks though.. they must think we look exotic or something. oh yeah. and there was this south african guy who tried to kiss me. damn it. luckily it was only the cheek la. and he had a super hairy mouth somemore. it was totally gross. also, i made friends with this backpacker on the streets, when i lost my way in san fran and he tried to help me find my way back. this guy actually carries marijuana around with him. he took out his bag of marijuana and asked me to sniff it lah. i was so terrified, i just pretended to sniff the bag of marijuana. hahaha.
there's a lot more adventures and amazing stuff i've encountered in my short stay.. i gotta tell you all in the face. typing it out is really spastic. but i just really wanted you guys to know that i'm fine and doing well! except maybe that i'm extremely short on finances. haha please donate to the vanessa fund!! i've heard from chaang that you guys totally aced the performance on the 24th. congratulations! i wish i had been there to perform with you. sigh. oh yes! i'm currently in ucla, and they actually have cheerleading uniforms for sale here. so if you want to get them, with the ucla emblazons, do tell me. i'm sure they're pretty pricey, but i'll check again if anyone is interested or has a cheerleading uniform fetish or something. till then, toodles! :)
hugs and smooches
van.
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